TRUE GOPHER STORY
I started digging big holes to break up their underground
runs so they had to expose themselves, to go anywhere. I live on landfill
with maybe 12 inches of topsoil.
They would fill up my holes, mostly with landfill (half stones, half clay).
EVERY night,
I would wake up in the morning to find they’d been busier than bees.
I put dog poo down there. But they just
mixed it with soil and filled up the holes I'd dug with it.
I figured if they're digging that deep I could drown them so I run the
hose to the main holes. It seems that I ran
water forever. All the water disappeared but the gophers didn’t. There must
have been enuf water to float my house but the gophers appear to be living on the higher ground beyond my fence
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I gassed them with the rotten egg
gas-thing that they sell in the garden centers. You set it alight and try to
cover all the holes. I fired up 4 of them. No difference!
They just keep blocking up any hole they don’t trust and re-open others it
seems.
I poked down thru the lawn with a sharp metal rod
everywhere. I can get it to go deep enuf and the dog follows me around sniffin
frantically at each hole and trying to dig a bigger hole which I have to stop
her from doing. She’s keenly aware of them but never caught one.
Every now and then she would dig a big hole (when I’m not looking). I would
catch her with her head totally disappeared inside the hole as she sniffs for
them.
Between her and me I've damaged my lawn far more than the gophers -- all in the
cause of saving spring bulbs in the flower patch from gopher teeth marks.
I heard secondhand how successful the sonic device
(that you also get in the garden center) was at chasing them away, but online I
also heard lots of failure stories.
I even got to the stage of peeing in the
holes, cos I read somewhere that pee would give them fear of a predator and thus
chase them away. (You may now guess how successful that was).
The theme of online education
pointed to trapping them - as the only
way, and the best was the Macabee trap.
So out I went and spent my $8 for this twisted metal contraption, -- a wire
spring-trap bent into a vicious medieval-like instrument. I fully expected
if I caught one in this it would be, like, caught by its foot or leg and it
would become a whimpering wounded-bunny-like, Caddyshack guilt experience.
And I’d have to get the hammer out to put it to sleep.
But dead and dead quick -- they looked, -- as I killed 2 out of my first 3
trap attempts! I “Bill-Murray gloated” (just short of wringing my hands).
But either the rest of the gophers were witnesses of great learning or I had
just been extremely lucky. I never caught another one! ( I envisioned their
leader looking like Yoda).
They were still out there, all right, cos they buried my trap every night
(and sometimes day) with unbelievable skill. They must push about 6 inches
of soil in front of them, keeping the required distance away from the trap
trigger, with amazing prowess.
I had been setting the trap at the perfect spot on their main run but that
was the least successful place to trap. Both kills I got from an almost
vertical hole. I've never succeeded on the horizontal. Also the
Macabee has to fit nice and snug into the
hole it seems.
They buried the Macabee twice a day for
a week. I filled in all the holes every day and they opened 2 other holes
every night maybe 15 feet apart, next to the fence.
I splashed out and bot another Macabee
(I figured I could alternatively straighten it out and use it as a Coat
hanger) and every morning I pull the things out of the pile of dirt they
built around it.
Once they bit thru the string attached to the Macabee
and I never found it again! ( I expect they took it to the GOPHER
SMITHSONIAN they got space for, down there). Macabee
2, Gophers 1.
I pushed the remaining trap further into the hole, than before, but still no
success except maybe they're getting closer to the fence and further off my
lawn.
But if I follow them out beyond the fence will they double back on me? I
would not bet against it.
My dog creeps up to a spot on the lawn and pounces on it and frantically
starts to dig and I have to tell her to stop. But she hears and smells them
all the time and has become as obsessive as me.
I’m glad I didn't buy the $30 four-AA-batteried
Sonic Gopher Chaser thing - cos I think they would probably draw
up deck chairs to listen to it. 
Now all of this took place many years ago now. The gophers are still here. I
gave up on my lawn and the bulb plants. The lawn is mostly wild grasses and
weeds, but there are areas that not even weeds grow. Probably because,
although the sprinkler still runs, it’s set to low volume.
It’s all mounds and holes. Just dying to twist your ankle.
I hear that they have infiltrated the neighborhood. From one end of my
street to the other – half a mile. There even has been a
levee breach blamed on them. I remember,
before they arrived here, that the Civic Center Park
had gopher earth mounds too – that’s 2 miles away.
There have been two new events that occurred fairly recently.
I went out to the mailbox one day and found a pile of rubble on the sidewalk
next to my makeshift driveway. They had burrowed all the way from the back
to the front. An area that not only has no top soil (all rock-clay infill)
but no plants to eat. I had to push the rubble off of the sidewalk. I’m glad
to say I have not had to repeat that.
On route to the sidewalk is my garden shed. Now that is something I don’t
visit too often any more. But recently I did and here is something I know
you are going to find hard to believe. I found my lawnmower covered (up to a
foot) in rubble. They had dug up into the floor-less shed. But not only
that, they had completely filled the lawnmower grass bag with rubble! Not
just partially filled - it was tight. I shoveled it all away and nothing
happened for many months but just when you start to forget about it - they
did it again!
I’ve got a bit more time on my hands these days - maybe I’ll bend my coat
hanger back into a Macabee.
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2 Macabees
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Cinch trap |
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| Home made RODENATOR ( otherwise its $1,700 )
VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zPnTtF0Wk8&t=219s an ($60 AMAZON:
search:- "oxy+propane+cutting+torch")
oxy-propane cutting torch
Oxygen cylinder $35
High Purity Propylene 2 tanks
$40
Oxy Acetylene Torch Kit with Gas Tanks $165
without any cutting torch this is jammed in the garden hose I'm
running my gas at 5 PSI propane and oxygen at 40 PSI we're going to run this
for about a minute . Igniter is electric cord with plug at end and
steel wool to spark ignition. Attach the other end to a battery charger to
ignite the steel wool..
You get one hell of a volt-drop if your ignition is provided by a
battery charger's 15 volts sent down a long mains flex. (Probably only half
those volts are reaching the steel wool.)
Triple the DC voltage (with appropriate precautions) and you should get
instant results. (Any spare car batteries lying around?)
Well, a few problems here. Did you calculate the 1
min of oxy-propane as you call it to cover the entire run of tunnels?
Another helpful hint always use a neutral flame on the cutting torch for the
best mix and lose the propane and get a bottle of good ole acetylene. The
neutral flame on a good cutting tip or a rosebud running a little lean will
produce the desired effect. You also need better igniter. I use 3 strands of
fine copper wire and a black cat wrap the 3 strands around the fuse. Use
several more extension cords and a 12-volt battery that's in fair condition.
Walk off the tunnels and use 4" diameter average hole size to calculate the
cubic feet. |
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